Monthly Archives: July 2010

Fat Americans Should Not Get Handicap Spots

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Double Wide Love on Aisle 2

I love how we give fatties a handicap tag, when instead we should be giving them a fat tag.  Why should they get a spot right next to the store when they should park at the furthest away spot.

I don’t understand how people can let themselves get that huge and not think “Hey, maybe I should take this IV full of bacon out of my arm ,or what should look like an arm,  and go walk a few laps around the block!” Maybe you should not buy food if you are too fat to walk to that food.  We have military veterans with blown off limbs but these land whales take up their parking spots and all of the scooters just because they have lost all self control.

Walmart used to only have a few handicap spots, but now they have a whole handicap parking section.  Go to any of the theme parks now and they have scooter rentals for people too fat to actually walk around the parks. Now they can scoot around from donut shops to burger bars to ice cream stores and never have to walk a step and waste calories! The roller coasters now even have their own fat-row with bigger seats/harnesses so the lard mountains can ride them.  We are now catering to the lowest common denominator,  it is like “no fatty left behind”

Buy Phosphate Dishwasher Detergent – Phosphate Free Dirty Dishes White Film

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A ban on phosphates, the hardworking and good main ingredient in most automatic dishwasher detergents, takes effect in 16 states on July 1st, however this ban will become a de facto ban everywhere.  Procter & Gamble and other major manufactures have decided to removed all phosphates from all consumer dishwasher detergents. I feel that P&G did this for three reasons, 1 they will look eco friendly to their Al Gore loving, hippie, baby boomer target market.  This brings us to 2 and 3, the real reasons why P&G removed phosphates. The cost of phosphates has dramatically increased over the past few years.  The other real reason why P&G removed phosphates is to simplify their supply chain.  Why have two different detergents when you can just have one and enjoy the cost savings.  The ban is just a smoke screen for P&G to save money and to charge you more.  However what this mean for you and me is dirty dishes.

Dirty Dishes - Won't Wash Off

I learned this the hard way.  A few weeks ago I noticed a white film that would not come off my dishes.  I first looked on the internet to see what was going on.  I quickly learned that the hippies got phosphate banned because it can cause algal blooms in our waterways.  Granted we can filter out most of this phosphate before it gets in our waterways, but this did not stop the hippies from banning it because anything man-made is bad in their book.

At this point I called up P&G and asked them if I can still buy phosphate dishwasher detergent.  They started to proudly say that they don’t sell any products with phosphate in it.  I quickly interjected, by saying that I am not some eco hippie and I WANT phosphate. The P&G customer support rep was unsure how to answer this request.  I think he was told not to answer my question, but he gave me two free coupons for any cascade product so that was cool.  Granted I can’t buy anything that will clean my dishes with them at any retail store.

I did find one way around this ban.  Because the ban only affects consumer products, you can buy the commercial detergent with the cleaning power of good old phosphate.

Click here to buy phosphate dish detergent wholesale from ReStockit.com.

My dishes are clean again.   You can see if your P&G product still has phosphate by going to this site The MSDS Page Search.

Soon we will be told what cars we can buy.  Oh I forgot that day is already here.