You usually hear this from that crazy person you know.  “You know if there wasn’t so much money in the cancer drugs they would have cured it by now”  Look boys and girls there is no cancer conspiracy because 99.9999% of people want to cure it.  I mean would you like to cure cancer? I sure fucking would. You know how much ass I could get if I cured cancer. Just think about it I am at a nice party. All the little rich fucks are like do this and I am this, and boom I just say I cured cancer. Instant pussy. There is no conspiracy because people want to cure it.  I understand that cancer sucks and it will kill about 1 in 2 of us, but there is just no conspiracy.