Do You Like Ultra Low Calorie Beer? Ok Fine, But Don’t Try to Get Drunk

Good for Sober Night

Good for Sober Night

How low can they go? MGD 64, 55 Bud Select.  Wow sounds great, I can drink beer and not get fat.  No one wants to get fat, but I bet most people would like to somewhat feel the effects of alcohol.  This is the reason why I can’t stand all the new ultra low cal beers like Bud Select 55, Beck’s Premier Light, and MGD 64. I know not everyone wants to get wasted, but you can’t even get somewhat drunk off these beers. I did the BAC calculation for MGD 64 that only has 2.8% alc. If I were to drink 6 beers in one hour I would only have a BAC of .069. (I am 180lbs). That is just a fucking joke if someone can still drive after drinking 6 beers in less than one hour.  So drink these ultra low cal beers all you want, just know you are drinking beer that has less alcohol than Utah Beer.

Alcohol has a lot of calories and there is no way you can get around it.  The question you should be asking what drink has the best punch for the calories?  Any vodka and club soda or diet coke has a good bang per calorie.  A low calorie beer that I really like is Michelob Ultra Amber, with ABV 5.0%, 114 calories, 3.7g carbs, 1.1g protein and 0.0g fat, per 12 oz bottle, it taste solid and it can actual get you drunk too.  So next time you see one of those witty MDG 64 beer commercial comparing their beer to another drink, ask them to compare their alcohol instead.

Hooters Overrated

Hooters Pussy Blocker

Hooters Pussy Blocker

Hooters is overrated.  I know it is sort of blaspheme to say something like this, but there I said it. You have self absorbed women that give you shitty service and think they deserve some big tip because they think they are good looking. The majority of them are not that hot, unless you go to one next to a college. The 911/ 3 mile island sauce is medium at best and I don’t even like hot food that much. I will give them that their beer is always ice cold.  Why guys give these girls outrageous tips is beyond me.  Look they don’t care about you and they give you shitty service, why tip them 1000%?  They are basically strippers that will tease you and take your money just like that high school slut that cheated off you in math class.

Don’t get me started about that damn holder in front of her pussy. Damn thing is always hiding some quality camel toe.

Team Fortress Drinking

I always enjoy playing team fortress 2 but the one thing I dislike is that it is difficult to drink and play at the same time because of the non stop action.  In counter strike you can at least get killed and drink until the next round starts.  However one team fortress class is the better drinking class and that is the engineer.  Granted some spy will sap your sentry while you are sipping your rum and coke, but overall it is the best drinking class in the game.

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