Fat Americans Should Not Get Handicap Spots

 food, Opinion, Things That Bother Me  143 Responses »
Jul 292010
 

Double Wide Love on Aisle 2

I love how we give fatties a handicap tag, when instead we should be giving them a fat tag.  Why should they get a spot right next to the store when they should park at the furthest away spot.

I don’t understand how people can let themselves get that huge and not think “Hey, maybe I should take this IV full of bacon out of my arm ,or what should look like an arm,  and go walk a few laps around the block!” Maybe you should not buy food if you are too fat to walk to that food.  We have military veterans with blown off limbs but these land whales take up their parking spots and all of the scooters just because they have lost all self control.

Walmart used to only have a few handicap spots, but now they have a whole handicap parking section.  Go to any of the theme parks now and they have scooter rentals for people too fat to actually walk around the parks. Now they can scoot around from donut shops to burger bars to ice cream stores and never have to walk a step and waste calories! The roller coasters now even have their own fat-row with bigger seats/harnesses so the lard mountains can ride them.  We are now catering to the lowest common denominator,  it is like “no fatty left behind”

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Cooking for Vegetarians for the Holidays

 food, Things That Bother Me  1 Response »
Dec 042009
 

I hate having vegetarians over for the holidays.  You have to make them something special when they come over, but they never cook you anything special when you come over.  They think they deserve some special dish that takes you an additional hour to cook that no one else will eat besides that one vegetarian.  Why do vegetarians feel that they are entitled to a special meal?  A vegetarian would never cook their guess a “special” meat dish despite the fact that everyone there besides themselves eats meat.  Then you have to listen to their reason why they don’t eat meat.  You heard it all before.  It is healthier, greener, and how can anyone harm a cute little animal?  I can harm it by turning on the oven to 450 degrees and roasting it to a yummy goodness.

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Hooters Overrated

 Drinking, food, women  Comments Off
Oct 152009
 
Hooters Pussy Blocker

Hooters Pussy Blocker

Hooters is overrated.  I know it is sort of blaspheme to say something like this, but there I said it. You have self absorbed women that give you shitty service and think they deserve some big tip because they think they are good looking. The majority of them are not that hot, unless you go to one next to a college. The 911/ 3 mile island sauce is medium at best and I don’t even like hot food that much. I will give them that their beer is always ice cold.  Why guys give these girls outrageous tips is beyond me.  Look they don’t care about you and they give you shitty service, why tip them 1000%?  They are basically strippers that will tease you and take your money just like that high school slut that cheated off you in math class.

Don’t get me started about that damn holder in front of her pussy. Damn thing is always hiding some quality camel toe.

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