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Baby Boomer Hate – Overpaid Workers

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This is a typical day at work for me.  Hey can you help me with this?  Ok fine I will help you with your very easy  task that you think it’s cute that you don’t know after the 5th time I have told you how.  Oh don’t forget the fact that you can easily Google the problem and find the correct solution listed multiple places.  Why are these people paid 4 times  or more than the far more qualified workers that do their work in half the time?  Hell I will be more than happy to get paid half as much to do your job. Oh I forgot they they are management so that will never happen.   The younger generation is lucky to get a job thanks to these old farts that will never leave because they mismanaged their retirement account despite the fact that they have had record stock growth during most of their life.

The only claim to fame Boomers have is they like to spend a lot and not pay the tab.  The massive budget deficient is largely thanks to them partying at our expense.  But despite their massive spending what have they achieved? Nothing! I think it is time for your generation to retire.

There is No Cancer Cure Conspiracy

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You usually hear this from that crazy person you know.  “You know if there wasn’t so much money in the cancer drugs they would have cured it by now”  Look boys and girls there is no cancer conspiracy because 99.9999% of people want to cure it.  I mean would you like to cure cancer? I sure fucking would. You know how much ass I could get if I cured cancer. Just think about it I am at a nice party. All the little rich fucks are like do this and I am this, and boom I just say I cured cancer. Instant pussy. There is no conspiracy because people want to cure it.  I understand that cancer sucks and it will kill about 1 in 2 of us, but there is just no conspiracy.

End of the Shuttle Program – an Allegory of America’s Decline

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The end of the shuttle program is a sure sign of America’s decline.  The politicians can no longer sugar coat the truth.  We have sold out our youth for the short term gain of the few.  Instead of investing in good education, science and technology, and a solid infrastructure, we instead invested in military spending, cooperate tax breaks, and overseas spending.  I am not saying that the shuttle program shouldn’t be canceled, but I just don’t see a great future for NASA or America right now either.  We have become a nation of fat mouth breathers that have lost the ability of original thought and ingenuity. All we care about is the short term bottom line.  Our leaders have failed to invest in America and have left us vastly under-prepared.  The cancellation of the shuttle program with no replacement in sight is just another indicator of our nation’s shortsightedness.  Perhaps we can outsource our space program to the Chinese, to help with the the bottom line, after-all that is what we care about right?

Overall we have no one to blame but ourselves.  We live in a open democracy and have had numerous elections to force change, but we just went with the status quo again and again.

Fix Our Tax Code, Keep it Simple, Stupid!

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Can we fix our tax code by making a very very simplified version of it? The current system only benefits large corporations that have a large and intelligent force of dedicated tax experts and lobbyist. Years ago I read from one of my accounting books that GE’s tax return is something like over 20,000 pages long, and it requires a huge IRS team completely dedicated to only them. Granted they are the biggest company in the world, but we have some serious problems with our tax code. I don’t blame GE. Sure there are some ethical shortfalls, but it is not GE’s job to be nice and pay more taxes. We need stop voting for idiots that think the current tax system is fine.

This year GE paid no federal taxes.  Look GE pays top dollar for their talent.  There is no way that the IRS can compete against GE.  So what do you do?  You Nerf the tax system.  You get rid of all of the loopholes and special interest tax breaks.  If you keep the system so simple it does not matter how smart GE is because their is nothing to take advantage of.  This will benefit small business and hard working Americans by leveling the playing field.  You make X amount then you pay Y amount in taxes.  Easy Enough?

Case in point. I am going to earn a nice little amount from my side job this year. Because of this I will have to redo my estimated tax worksheet to avoid a tax underpayment penalty. Now do I need to file a schedule SE? I have nothing against paying a fair share of my taxes, but it should just be automated and simple. Lawyers and accountants add nothing of real wealth to this country but we, I mean they, have built a system that requires way too many of them. If you think I am wrong.  Answer this one question.  Would you pay a lawyer or an accountant if you didn’t need them?  No you would not, because in business we call them administrative overhead and you try reduce your overhead as much as possible because you would rather pay someone to create a good or value added service.

Adopting the flat rate on a progressive scale, the government then should eliminate all tax credits, write-offs and other deductions, an action that would enable the IRS to drastically reduce paperwork for taxpayers and for the agency. In one page, a tax filer should be able to provide his total income and the amount of tax owed. Done.
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Stop the T-Mobile AT&T Merger!

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I really hope the T-mobile AT&T merger is denied by the government. Not that am not huge on government intervention but I think the case can made that this merger would be a disaster for consumers. This is how thing are now. There is Verizon, they are the biggest boy on the block. They have the best network and they just got the iPhone. That is a one two knockout out punch to AT&T. AT&T wants to cover their ass, they know the big reason why people were still sticking with them was because of the iPhone, so this is their new angle with T-Mobile. What I liked about T-mobile is that they made the big two(Verizon, and AT&T) honest about their prices. Sure T-mobile was not the best, but they did a good enough job and they would not break the bank. With T-mobile gone look for more ass raping charges for data and text. Sprint is just retarded. After the dumb nextel deal they never walked right again. I never did see why people liked nextel. I mean really what was the big deal about push to talk? I think they call that a speaker phone. Also why do you need a speaker phone anyway? Unless you are Kim Kardashian and need a speaker phone to let the film crew film you while you talk to your other slutty sister, you just don’t need a speaker phone. Anyway, Sprint will be forced into bankruptcy/buy out. This merger basically means there will only be two national cell phone companies and that is bad news for consumers.

First off why am I watching Dancing with the Stars, and 2nd why is Bristol Palin on the show?

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Why is Bristol Palin on Dancing with the Stars?  I did not know that spreading your legs for an amateur hockey player made you a star.  Hell that would make most Canadian women eligible for the show.  Oh she is a teen activist.  Activist my ass.  That is not what you call the poor teen that got knocked up at your High School.  I guess when you have money it is called being  a teen activist.  The issue I have with this is that stupid teens will want to get knocked up too.  They will be like oh Bristol got pregnant and she got famous so why can’t I.  Wrong, your prego ass will be lucky to get your GED and live in a double wide trailer.

Mosque at Ground Zero is Good Insurance

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I don’t see what the big deal about having a mosque near ground zero. Personally I think it is a good insurance policy against an attack. Hell I am thinking about building one next to my house.  Or even making a little paper one and putting it in my pocket.  Ok maybe not that, but next time some Islamic fundamentalist crazies want to blow something up they will have to take a good number of Muslims with them.

Don’t get me wrong I could careless what religion you practice, or the lack of religion you practice.  I just like covering all my bases.  It is the same reason why I recommend black churches to post a few white people at night to prevent the Klan from starting any fires.

Fat Americans Should Not Get Handicap Spots

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I love how we give fatties a handicap tag, when instead we should be giving them a fat tag.  Why should they get a spot right next to the store when they should park at the furthest away spot.

I don’t understand how people can let themselves get that huge and not think “Hey, maybe I should take this IV full of bacon out of my arm ,or what should look like an arm,  and go walk a few laps around the block!” Maybe you should not buy food if you are too fat to walk to that food.  We have military veterans with blown off limbs but these land whales take up their parking spots and all of the scooters just because they have lost all self control.

Walmart used to only have a few handicap spots, but now they have a whole handicap parking section.  Go to any of the theme parks now and they have scooter rentals for people too fat to actually walk around the parks. Now they can scoot around from donut shops to burger bars to ice cream stores and never have to walk a step and waste calories! The roller coasters now even have their own fat-row with bigger seats/harnesses so the lard mountains can ride them.  We are now catering to the lowest common denominator,  it is like “no fatty left behind”

Buy Phosphate Dishwasher Detergent – Phosphate Free Dirty Dishes White Film

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A ban on phosphates, the hardworking and good main ingredient in most automatic dishwasher detergents, takes effect in 16 states on July 1st, however this ban will become a de facto ban everywhere.  Procter & Gamble and other major manufactures have decided to removed all phosphates from all consumer dishwasher detergents. I feel that P&G did this for three reasons, 1 they will look eco friendly to their Al Gore loving, hippie, baby boomer target market.  This brings us to 2 and 3, the real reasons why P&G removed phosphates. The cost of phosphates has dramatically increased over the past few years.  The other real reason why P&G removed phosphates is to simplify their supply chain.  Why have two different detergents when you can just have one and enjoy the cost savings.  The ban is just a smoke screen for P&G to save money and to charge you more.  However what this mean for you and me is dirty dishes.

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I learned this the hard way.  A few weeks ago I noticed a white film that would not come off my dishes.  I first looked on the internet to see what was going on.  I quickly learned that the hippies got phosphate banned because it can cause algal blooms in our waterways.  Granted we can filter out most of this phosphate before it gets in our waterways, but this did not stop the hippies from banning it because anything man-made is bad in their book.

At this point I called up P&G and asked them if I can still buy phosphate dishwasher detergent.  They started to proudly say that they don’t sell any products with phosphate in it.  I quickly interjected, by saying that I am not some eco hippie and I WANT phosphate. The P&G customer support rep was unsure how to answer this request.  I think he was told not to answer my question, but he gave me two free coupons for any cascade product so that was cool.  Granted I can’t buy anything that will clean my dishes with them at any retail store.

I did find one way around this ban.  Because the ban only affects consumer products, you can buy the commercial detergent with the cleaning power of good old phosphate.

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My dishes are clean again.   You can see if your P&G product still has phosphate by going to this site The MSDS Page Search.

Soon we will be told what cars we can buy.  Oh I forgot that day is already here.

Porn too easy to find – The Lazy Youth

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I kind of feel bad for today’s generation because they never had to look for porn. That time in almost every kids life when he finds a hidden porn stash is almost as important as learning how to ride a bike.  Waiting for your parents or for your brother to leave so you can quickly run into their room and take a quick peek at their stash should be a highlight of any teenager boys life. You might have been as ballsy to try to buy a magazine at the local 7-11, but most likely you knew a friend, and despite his flaws you were always nice to him because he was your only source.

However, times have changed.  Teens just have to get on their computer, that more often than not is in their room and easily go to their favorite free site.  Where is the work in that?  Little danger and definitely no work.  It is not only porn, but everything in life today is easy for kids today.  Mommy, or a fucking maid cleans their room.  Johnny can’t have a job because school is too important, and even for that we give him a tutor and force the teachers to be soft on him.  Research projects today are nothing more than quick Google search. Life is too easy for them.