Why is Bristol Palin on Dancing with the Stars? I did not know that spreading your legs for an amateur hockey player made you a star. Hell that would make most Canadian women eligible for the show. Oh she is a teen activist. Activist my ass. That is not what you call the poor teen that got knocked up at your High School. I guess when you have money it is called being a teen activist. The issue I have with this is that stupid teens will want to get knocked up too. They will be like oh Bristol got pregnant and she got famous so why can’t I. Wrong, your prego ass will be lucky to get your GED and live in a double wide trailer.
First off why am I watching Dancing with the Stars, and 2nd why is Bristol Palin on the show?
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Twilight sucks ass. I will admit that I have not read any of the books. I have watched one of the moves and I had to force myself to drink as many vodka and cokes as possible to get through my pain. If twilight was just crappy I would not have a problem, because hey there is a lot of shitty stuff out there. No, my problem is that is makes your wife or girlfriend think you should become Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen is basically your woman’s wet dream. He is sweet, chivalrous, and whipped. He could bang other hotter chicks that would give him the best deep throat action in the world, but he would rather cuddle. You see the problem, Edward is the opposite of yourself. There is no way you can complete against some mystical nice guy that can fly and likes to cuddle.