Quarter Life Crisis

It is Called a Birthday Not a Birthweek!

admin — Wed, 16 May 2012 00:26:45 +0000

When did this whole birthweek cerebration stuff start? Do you really think you’re so important to justify a whole week cerebrating the exit from your mom’s vagina? People will be nice to you for one day, and act like the care about you by going to the shitty restaurant you like called Applebee’s. Look you’re not P. Diddy, you’re not Julius Caesar, you’re just another shit person with another shit Birthday, so don’t go around making people think you are anything but.

Older Music – The Good Old Napster Days

admin — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 03:02:19 +0000

I think 3/4 of my music library is from the good old Napster days. I should like other music but I keep on going back to the late 90s and early 00s because it is easy. Is anyone else like this? I took the collective music of that time period and have held on it like some non renewable resource. The funny thing is how much I hate Blink 182 now. My God I loved that shit back then.

Baby Boomer Hate – Overpaid Workers

admin — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 20:20:30 +0000

This is a typical day at work for me. Hey can you help me with this? Ok fine I will help you with your very easy task that you think it’s cute that you don’t know after the 5th time I have told you how. Oh don’t forget the fact that you can easily Google the problem and find the correct solution listed multiple places. Why are these people paid 4 times or more than the far more qualified workers that do their work in half the time? Hell I will be more than happy to get paid half as much to do your job. Oh I forgot they they are management so that will never happen. The younger generation is lucky to get a job thanks to these old farts that will never leave because they mismanaged their retirement account despite the fact that they have had record stock growth during most of their life.

The only claim to fame Boomers have is they like to spend a lot and not pay the tab. The massive budget deficient is largely thanks to them partying at our expense. But despite their massive spending what have they achieved? Nothing! I think it is time for your generation to retire.

There is No Cancer Cure Conspiracy

admin — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 20:29:11 +0000

You usually hear this from that crazy person you know. “You know if there wasn’t so much money in the cancer drugs they would have cured it by now” Look boys and girls there is no cancer conspiracy because 99.9999% of people want to cure it. I mean would you like to cure cancer? I sure fucking would. You know how much ass I could get if I cured cancer. Just think about it I am at a nice party. All the little rich fucks are like do this and I am this, and boom I just say I cured cancer. Instant pussy. There is no conspiracy because people want to cure it. I understand that cancer sucks and it will kill about 1 in 2 of us, but there is just no conspiracy.

End of the Shuttle Program – an Allegory of America’s Decline

admin — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 17:46:07 +0000

The end of the shuttle program is a sure sign of America’s decline. The politicians can no longer sugar coat the truth. We have sold out our youth for the short term gain of the few. Instead of investing in good education, science and technology, and a solid infrastructure, we instead invested in military spending, cooperate tax breaks, and overseas spending. I am not saying that the shuttle program shouldn’t be canceled, but I just don’t see a great future for NASA or America right now either. We have become a nation of fat mouth breathers that have lost the ability of original thought and ingenuity. All we care about is the short term bottom line. Our leaders have failed to invest in America and have left us vastly under-prepared. The cancellation of the shuttle program with no replacement in sight is just another indicator of our nation’s shortsightedness. Perhaps we can outsource our space program to the Chinese, to help with the the bottom line, after-all that is what we care about right?

Overall we have no one to blame but ourselves. We live in a open democracy and have had numerous elections to force change, but we just went with the status quo again and again.

Fix Our Tax Code, Keep it Simple, Stupid!

admin — Sun, 03 Apr 2011 14:41:29 +0000

Can we fix our tax code by making a very very simplified version of it? The current system only benefits large corporations that have a large and intelligent force of dedicated tax experts and lobbyist. Years ago I read from one of my accounting books that GE’s tax return is something like over 20,000 pages long, and it requires a huge IRS team completely dedicated to only them. Granted they are the biggest company in the world, but we have some serious problems with our tax code. I don’t blame GE. Sure there are some ethical shortfalls, but it is not GE’s job to be nice and pay more taxes. We need stop voting for idiots that think the current tax system is fine.

This year GE paid no federal taxes. Look GE pays top dollar for their talent. There is no way that the IRS can compete against GE. So what do you do? You Nerf the tax system. You get rid of all of the loopholes and special interest tax breaks. If you keep the system so simple it does not matter how smart GE is because their is nothing to take advantage of. This will benefit small business and hard working Americans by leveling the playing field. You make X amount then you pay Y amount in taxes. Easy Enough?

Case in point. I am going to earn a nice little amount from my side job this year. Because of this I will have to redo my estimated tax worksheet to avoid a tax underpayment penalty. Now do I need to file a schedule SE? I have nothing against paying a fair share of my taxes, but it should just be automated and simple. Lawyers and accountants add nothing of real wealth to this country but we, I mean they, have built a system that requires way too many of them. If you think I am wrong. Answer this one question. Would you pay a lawyer or an accountant if you didn’t need them? No you would not, because in business we call them administrative overhead and you try reduce your overhead as much as possible because you would rather pay someone to create a good or value added service.

Adopting the flat rate on a progressive scale, the government then should eliminate all tax credits, write-offs and other deductions, an action that would enable the IRS to drastically reduce paperwork for taxpayers and for the agency. In one page, a tax filer should be able to provide his total income and the amount of tax owed. Done.
Athens Banner-Herald http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/042609/bus_432592499.shtml

Stop the T-Mobile AT&T Merger!

admin — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 02:37:36 +0000

I really hope the T-mobile AT&T merger is denied by the government. Not that am not huge on government intervention but I think the case can made that this merger would be a disaster for consumers. This is how thing are now. There is Verizon, they are the biggest boy on the block. They have the best network and they just got the iPhone. That is a one two knockout out punch to AT&T. AT&T wants to cover their ass, they know the big reason why people were still sticking with them was because of the iPhone, so this is their new angle with T-Mobile. What I liked about T-mobile is that they made the big two(Verizon, and AT&T) honest about their prices. Sure T-mobile was not the best, but they did a good enough job and they would not break the bank. With T-mobile gone look for more ass raping charges for data and text. Sprint is just retarded. After the dumb nextel deal they never walked right again. I never did see why people liked nextel. I mean really what was the big deal about push to talk? I think they call that a speaker phone. Also why do you need a speaker phone anyway? Unless you are Kim Kardashian and need a speaker phone to let the film crew film you while you talk to your other slutty sister, you just don’t need a speaker phone. Anyway, Sprint will be forced into bankruptcy/buy out. This merger basically means there will only be two national cell phone companies and that is bad news for consumers.

First off why am I watching Dancing with the Stars, and 2nd why is Bristol Palin on the show?

admin — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 01:54:04 +0000

Why is Bristol Palin on Dancing with the Stars? I did not know that spreading your legs for an amateur hockey player made you a star. Hell that would make most Canadian women eligible for the show. Oh she is a teen activist. Activist my ass. That is not what you call the poor teen that got knocked up at your High School. I guess when you have money it is called being a teen activist. The issue I have with this is that stupid teens will want to get knocked up too. They will be like oh Bristol got pregnant and she got famous so why can’t I. Wrong, your prego ass will be lucky to get your GED and live in a double wide trailer.

Mosque at Ground Zero is Good Insurance

admin — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 19:52:51 +0000

I don’t see what the big deal about having a mosque near ground zero. Personally I think it is a good insurance policy against an attack. Hell I am thinking about building one next to my house. Or even making a little paper one and putting it in my pocket. Ok maybe not that, but next time some Islamic fundamentalist crazies want to blow something up they will have to take a good number of Muslims with them.

Don’t get me wrong I could careless what religion you practice, or the lack of religion you practice. I just like covering all my bases. It is the same reason why I recommend black churches to post a few white people at night to prevent the Klan from starting any fires.

Fat Americans Should Not Get Handicap Spots

admin — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:27:29 +0000

Double Wide Love on Aisle 2

I love how we give fatties a handicap tag, when instead we should be giving them a fat tag. Why should they get a spot right next to the store when they should park at the furthest away spot.

I don’t understand how people can let themselves get that huge and not think “Hey, maybe I should take this IV full of bacon out of my arm ,or what should look like an arm, and go walk a few laps around the block!” Maybe you should not buy food if you are too fat to walk to that food. We have military veterans with blown off limbs but these land whales take up their parking spots and all of the scooters just because they have lost all self control.

Walmart used to only have a few handicap spots, but now they have a whole handicap parking section. Go to any of the theme parks now and they have scooter rentals for people too fat to actually walk around the parks. Now they can scoot around from donut shops to burger bars to ice cream stores and never have to walk a step and waste calories! The roller coasters now even have their own fat-row with bigger seats/harnesses so the lard mountains can ride them. We are now catering to the lowest common denominator, it is like “no fatty left behind”